Day: September 3, 2020

Your Burger King order printed on your face mask, world’s fastest backward speller, bad poetry

Working from home, fresh cut grass, electric lawn mower

If your milk carton has an outie, tick check, daddy doodie doggie, Michael Jordan’s Mercedes

Mike used to sell cars, Jeff Gravelle, Cablevision

Golf with Jay Gross, Worthington, Minnesota, the-other Mike Casper

Who is the best James Bond ever, the Department of Natural Resources, the Salvation Army

No more snow days, euphemism for happy hour, German circus, Al Poo-chino

Teaching virtually, Mike’s idea for the Parent Teacher’s Organization

Cups in the cupboard up or down, reaching past the first row, Dear Marty calls out Shallow Sally

Popular accents, a semi truck spilled cookie dough on the highway, wearing jammies in school